Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Conversations you only have with four-year-olds....

...of these, there are many.  Here is today's best (which occurred while I was pedaling the kids around in the bike trailer):

Kate: "Mommy, when Will and I were in your belly, how did we come out?"
Me: "Well, I had to have an operation and the doctor got you out."
Kate: "Hmmm"
Kate: (a minute later) "When I have a baby, I'm not going to do it that way.  The way I'm going to do it is there's going to be a straw sticking out of belly button and it's just going to suck that baby right out."

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